by Dugs June 11, 2006
Get the cotton mug.A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.
Example 1:
Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.
Example two
Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!
Guy one: That fat ugly
Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.
Example two
Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!
Guy one: That fat ugly
by shea1bear January 24, 2009
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cotties is a greasy person who stinks like gonna. He tries to fit in but knows no one likes him. he big notes himself but little does he know he is a small fry. he looks like the bunyip and he smells like one to. you have to stay 5 metres away from this creature or you become one of him. if you get caught within the 5 metres you become a cotties and forever stink like goona
ohhh cotties.
by macca-paul June 13, 2018
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Get the Black cotton mug.1. Whore 1 - "Come on Baby... I can give you the money in a few days."
Pimp 1 - "Bitch, if you don't give me my damn money now, I'm gonna slap the shit outta you with my cotter!"
Pimp 1 - "Bitch, if you don't give me my damn money now, I'm gonna slap the shit outta you with my cotter!"
by Nephets Nivlag October 22, 2010
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Get the pushing cotton mug.Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/granny panties etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks.
It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.
Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.
Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime
Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.
It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.
Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.
Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime
Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.
"Hey dad, can you pull over at the next McDonalds, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past 30 minutes."
"OMG Bekah, I need to leave class. I'm totally TCin' right now."
POLICE OFFICE: Sir, can you tell me why you were going 45 MPH in a 25 MPH residential neighborhood?
DRIVER: Sweating, Frantic Officer, I've been in traffic for the past 2 hours and I HAVE to get home and use the restroom. For God sakes, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past hour.
"OMG Bekah, I need to leave class. I'm totally TCin' right now."
POLICE OFFICE: Sir, can you tell me why you were going 45 MPH in a 25 MPH residential neighborhood?
DRIVER: Sweating, Frantic Officer, I've been in traffic for the past 2 hours and I HAVE to get home and use the restroom. For God sakes, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past hour.
by Tim L. Allen February 17, 2008
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