Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina

The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.

by Fyzbo September 26, 2014

Camden, South Carolina

a crappy little town.
with a walmart and lowes.
supposedly "historic"
whatever.
they have historic camden. with 3 buildings. not.historic.

I went to Camden, South Carolina the other day.
was it fun.
no, dont go their.

by Margaret Williams December 9, 2008

Carol

Carol is one kinky mother fricker. If you can think it, Carol likes it. She even likes things im sure you can't even think of. Carol is one of a kind ;)

Yo Carol! Get over here beyotch. I'm going to duct tape you to this tiger and fill your belly button with chocolate pudding and insert pickles into your ears at a rapid pace and you're going to like it.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Caroline

caroline is a princess and like to be pampered. She hates the mud and her biggest fan is always her mama

: and then Caroline said "EW that's mud! give me my tiara!"

by zeemama December 20, 2016

Aunt Carol

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.

Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"

by Illu Sionist January 8, 2008

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Carolina Alligator

When receiving a blowjob from a GIRL and she drops down

and bites your balls. ALSO: See California Alligator

I was about to jizz when that bitch dropped down and gave me a Carolina Alligator!

by NiggersInTheHouse September 26, 2009