A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.
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"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"
"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"
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Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...
Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
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As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.
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