SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.

"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

by NatorGreen7000 February 16, 2023

Church Smile

A word to describe the attitude of someone being disingenuously nice in order to cover their true rotten personality

That bitch Karen had a church smile on all day, made me want to punt Mrs.Perfect into the lake

by GuyLampShade May 31, 2022

God church

Some fucking stupid shit Jake Paul said

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017

Church Of NyJai

The church of NyJai there is no god only gods ruled under Queen NyJai

The Church Of NyJai is Amazing

by Queen of Gods July 02, 2022

God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

by Intellegent Professor June 05, 2017

holiness church

Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.

The Wesleyan and the Nazarene are both members of a holiness church

by Jesuslover40 May 07, 2018

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 08, 2011