chris

dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you

chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered

by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023

Chris

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.

Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.

by Sivert10 October 20, 2023

Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris

A fucking legend

Yo that’s Definitly a chris

by Idk s November 13, 2023

Chris

Chris is the type of person you look at and wanna beat up. Everytime you see a nigga named Chris, you just wanna smack tf outta him

“Damn chris a hoe I js wanna smack him”

by mmar November 19, 2023

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023