An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
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Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
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So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
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Joe:(review 5/5 on travel agency tastes good) -VOTE Tasty ```CHEESE```
Jemima:Yeah, even Trump says so
Jemima:Yeah, even Trump says so
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