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swear bear 

A phrase used to make a promise.
You can't lie on a swear bear
Jack: Dude, I just boned Megan Fox.
Austin: Really?!
Jack: Swear bear.
Austin: Holy Sht.
swear bear by GetWizzled January 8, 2012
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Gun, Bear, Karate

n. Similar to the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (or rochambeau), whereas two to three players all simultaneously pick an action to play against their opponents.

The game begins with all players being back-to-back to avoid any cheating. Upon counting down "One, Two, Three, SHOOT" (where shoot is the action word), all players spin and face each other while demonstrating either Gun, Bear, or Karate.

The winner is chosen as follows:
*Gun beats Bear
*Bear beats Karate
*Karate beats Gun

Actions are described as follows:
*Gun is holding out one's arms, with each hand making "guns" that are pointed at the other player(s)
*Bear is holding one's arms in the air in a menacing fashion
*Karate is when one raises both arms and one leg up into their air in a kicking motion
Mike wanted to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got the last doughnut. I said we should play Gun, Bear, Karate instead..
He chose gun, I chose Karate.
-It was a win-win for me, I got to kick mike in the nuts and get a doughnut!
Gun, Bear, Karate by Nigel! December 28, 2009

Man Bear Pig 

A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.
"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"

"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"

Welfare Bear 

Nickname for Grizzly dip in reference to it's low price usually under $2.00 a can.
Hey throw me a can of that welfare bear.
Welfare Bear by big ol' jon January 17, 2008

Teddy bear 

A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth
"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"
Teddy bear by magulon February 19, 2018

Boo bear 

A boo bear is someone that you will love forever... Like a soulmate. A boo bear is someone who just "gets" you.
I just wanna squeeze my boo bear to pieces!!! : )
Boo bear by Lucaskane June 5, 2009