snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

yeasty beaver

Drunk girl

Check out that yeasty beaver over there. She definitely drank too much

by wildcat6535 June 19, 2014

butt beaver

A buttcrack that is too hairy.

She has so much hair on her butt that it looks like her beaver. She has a butt beaver!

by BeaverBuzzer July 21, 2014

supreme beaner

A Mexican who fishes in ditches, sewers or storm drains. Often sighted in the greater Houston area.

Pedro is a supreme beaner. I don't know how he doesn't get hepatitis when he goes fishing.

by Biggins McGee September 17, 2016

Diesel beaver

When a woman's Vagina is filled with cocaine.

I was in the middle of snorting a line off a strippers ass when she asked me if I could get the rest out of her pussy. After I damn near inhaled her labia she asked me "How'd you like that diesel beaver?"

by Upthereintheair January 23, 2017

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017

nigg beater

a dildo that is also a drill and bazooka

I took out my nigg beater

by piplup99xx May 6, 2018