Alberdy

Extreme, Hardcore, Extremely Hardcore

"O MAN! he just jumped out a plane without a parachute hes Alberdy."

Laughing while pissing out kidney stones.
Dropping the soap in jail and not getting raped.
Party Boying a Cop -these are some of the things that are Alberdy.

by Branmanof44 September 9, 2007

alberioing

Al Bear E O ing

Getting caught sucking your bosses dick while his cock is still in your mouth and your hands cupping his balls.

Ah shit, I'm in trouble. I got caught alberioing today at work and ill probably get fired.

by Dontaskdonttell November 10, 2012

to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.

to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you

by university of princeton December 3, 2015

Hoe alert

When you got hoes in your phone and you open the text, but you don’t text them back

Michelle phone when she opens it and doesn’t open it, basic hoe alert

by Sexy Phil 123 October 23, 2018

first alert

when a weather or media agency declares an emergency alert status declaring potential for dangerous weather and climate conditions.

alerting you to remain vigilant and weather aware for severe weather.

We have declared a first alert weather day due to threat for severe storms and dangerous heat conditions. firstalert

by alsmith August 12, 2019

Heard Alert

When someone shits in your bed.

Oh wow man, Amber must be pissed off, she did a heard alert in my bed.

by MrsNesbit April 29, 2022

Amber Alert

Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.

Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022