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a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking
Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL
Zoobied by zooooobied February 2, 2009

zombie-friended 

Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.
Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.
zombie-friended by Son of Hogzilla February 24, 2010

Zombie Effect

When a large crowd wants something so badly their primal instincts take over and they reach out there arms, push, and shove to retrieve said item.
Man, Comic-Con was crazy, those stupid collectible bags caused a zombie effect of nerds!
Zombie Effect by The Riddler4000 November 26, 2010

Zombies the game 

Backround:
"Zombies" originated in 2011 when someone who was in their house pretended to fall off a toy motorcycle, die, and come back to life as a zombie, going around to his family members while moaning "Brains" and pretending to eat their heads. Soon the other children,in the house all began pretending to eat their parents. This was just the beginning. They started going to playgrounds to play the game. Although the game started with the Zombies walking slow and moaning the word "brains", it was an unfair advantage to the humans. Therefore, the game transformed into a game where the zombies run and the humans have guns. The guns do not kill the Zombies, only slow them down for a couple of seconds. The game began to spread on June 25, 2011 when the kids went to the playground and started to play Zombies with their siblings. Other children at the playground began to join in. 10 games of Zombies where played that day, and ever since then the game has been spreading.
So, ultimately, how do you play Zombies the Game?
The game begins with around 1-4 Zombies. Everyone else is a human. The zombies chase the humans trying to bite or scratch them (pretend bite and scratch, of course). The humans can use their imaginary guns to slow down the zombies if they are about to bite them, but the guns only slow down the zombies for a second or two. Once a human is bitten or scratched by a zombie they become a zombie and try to get the humans. The last human standing is the winner of the game. Once every person is turned into a Zombie the game is over. There are no bases in this game, zombies are allowed to run and climb, and only humans have guns.
Zombies the game by scorens June 28, 2011

Zombie movie

Any old movie that appears on television, usually on a Saturday afternoon, that mesmorizes the victim while channel surfing. The victim is then forced to see the rest of the movie until the end, putting the victim, usually male, into a zombie-like state. The movie is usually characterized by bad special effects, questionable acting, and may have won a "razzie" award.
Good examples are "Big Trouble in Little China", "The Last Dragon", and any odd-numbered Star Trek movie.

Joan was almost ready to leave, but her husband got caught by a Zombie movie while channel surfing.
Zombie movie by Dweeb0401 September 30, 2011

Zombie Nation 

A mass number of people in a country become so fixated on a single political agenda item that a huge amount of the people are willing to ignore all other issues and in some cases partake in criminal activites to carry out this one agenda. This creates a toxic environment on a national scale. Whereby facts are not recognised and lies is ignored. The people are said to in somewhat of a zombified state of mind. Brainwashed to the single agenda item.

Example of this can be seen in the rise of Nazi's in 1930's and the Leave Campaign in the UK's Brexit issue of 2016.
Since Brexit the UK has become a Zombie Nation
Zombie Nation by Klaa2 Barada Nik2 November 29, 2019