Your Mom

the person i railed last night

person A: where were you last night?
person B: why don't you ask your mom

by B@by h!Tler April 04, 2022

Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021

Your Mom

Your mom is a comeback that you say when you have nothing else to say even if it doesn't make sense

Guy1: You're fat and ugly
Guy2: Like your mom

by NerdyRoman February 09, 2015

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 25, 2022

Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018

Your Mom

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms

Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up

by BrianXNoor2021 April 18, 2021

your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute

-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️

by what does this mean lmao February 18, 2022