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WindowsVista 

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.
"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"
WindowsVista by Diggie January 15, 2007

Window Flavored Lollipop

In reference to someone being a complete dumbass, insinuating they ride the short bus, window lickers, they miss licking the window so much they have a lollipop of that flavor
Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard

window job 

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)
last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.
window job by chickendickk November 17, 2009

Window Steamer 

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.
Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?
Window Steamer by Fletch11 December 24, 2010

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.
Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"
Window Jizz by JR1995 January 11, 2011

the window switch 

you and you're buddy have to secretly plan this, and you have to be cool with your buddy fucking your girl.

when having sex with your girlget her over to a window, have your buddy quietly and quickly switch with you so now he is fucking the girl. then you run around outside to the window and wave to the girl
me and my bud pissed this girl off when we pulled the window switch on her
the window switch by bigbadmet October 16, 2007