window licker

a retard in a car thats having a fit and their tongue is flapping about so it looks as though they are gonna lick the window.

look at that window licker behind us.

by lizzy January 24, 2005

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Windows 8

A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7 for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7 except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8 and Microsoft Surface tablets.

Windows 8 is actually pretty awesome.

by Hmail July 18, 2012

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windows XP

A Magic version of Microsoft Windows...
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'

This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.

The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!

As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH

"after 2 updates" Mr.X said
"how fucking unsafe was this thing in 2001!?"

by the1bigboy March 23, 2005

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Windows 2000

A mistake made by a programmer, who accidentally added two extra zeroes at the end of what was supposed to be Windows 2.0.

Oh crap!!! We shipped Windows 2000 with the wrong name!

Meh, no-one will notice.

by TheTechnoToast May 21, 2012

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Windows 10

A fairly decent OS.
Aside from the crappy spyware and laggy cortana

Man: "Hey, did you see the new windows 10?"
Man #2: "I mean, its not the best, it has spyware, ugh. disable that. I mean, still better than windows 8!"
Kid: "Windows XP IS BETTER!"

by Dipper "Dippy" "Pines "Dips" April 08, 2017

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