Skip to main content

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.
Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.
by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011
mugGet the gomer tubemug.

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole
Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻
by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023
mugGet the Sausage Tubemug.

Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.
That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!
by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011
mugGet the Tube Tonsilsmug.
STEERING CURRENTS of CREATION.
Look human people the URBAN DICTIONARY is the PILOT OF THE FUTURE because it utilizes our TUBE of CREATION which are all of them singular as YOU TUBE remembering that YOU is also for the PLURAL is for all the TUBES in our anatomical body (YOU TUBE); which don't get confused is that TWO PEOPLE or more is PLURAL PLURAL hence AMEN PHRASEOLOGY = TUBE PHRASEOLOGY not VICE VERSA as the BIBLE has too many non human ascribed and alluded creatures contained with in it's entire text.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
mugGet the AMEN PHRASEOLOGY = TUBE PHRASEOLOGYmug.

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
mugGet the cougar tubemug.

Tube Sockin'

When someone has a prolapsed asshole and it sticks out of their tighty whiteys like a tube sock
Gay bro 1: (eyebrows moving up and down)
Ooooohhh la la looks like someones been Casing sausage with their asshole
Gay BRO 2: "It's fun, you should try it, it's called TUBE SOCKIN'

Definition courtesy of Ben and Mariah
by Definition Courtesy of Ben & M January 15, 2022
mugGet the Tube Sockin'mug.

Tube

Belfast slang for a person lacking skill at sports - especially football.
See yer man- he’s a tube. No wonder he’s always picked last!
by TommyMack January 1, 2022
mugGet the Tubemug.

Share this definition