Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant

I was Churching all day at work.

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.

I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven

by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022

super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay

A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.

by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024

church of jeet kune do

The Fandom of Jeet Kune Do.

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025

church hole

The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex

Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!

by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

by Baconwound August 9, 2022