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Gym teachers syndrome 

1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.

2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
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estrogenical treachery

Any woman who is on the rag or just generaly a total bitch. Women are gay.
estrogenical treachery by Bob Edwards December 25, 2007

TECHER WHORE 

A girl who sleeps with guys that go to any automotvie school
Amber is a fucking techer whore
TECHER WHORE by Charlie Ramos July 28, 2004

teachers 

Teachers are people who have chosen the profession of (hopefully) imparting knowledge, creating understanding, assisting in application of the knowledge and understanding, and assisting & motivating kids to attain higher-level thinking skills.
Most of those I know are caring, dedicated and work 11 months a year (yes, during the summer) and 7 days a week, 12 hours a day M-F during the school year.
Of course, as with any profession, you have lame-os and deadbeats.
The pay sucks if you work in one of the "Education? Why Bother?" states, like Arizona.
But, watching kids actually try to learn, take standardized test after test (thank you GWBush) and still maintain a sense of humor and enthusiasm makes it worthwhile.
On the downside: Parents who are less than useless, kids who are totally unmotivated and chose to destroy the learning environment and the administration that supports that (thankfully not all administrators are like that) for fear of Karla's mom getting angry that Karla won't be moving to 8th grade... Yes, in Arizona if the kid fails every class and misses 85 days of school, the parent can override the teachers' recommendations to retain the kid.
Julio wrote a letter that said, "If it weren't for my teachers, I'd think all adults were drug addicts and losers."

Pretty cool! My teachers lined up on the last day of school so we could throw pies in their faces!

I have had some astoundingly good teachers and some abysmally bad teachers.

The contributors for some of these "teachers" entries really should have been paying attention to their teachers, then wouldn't look like such asswipes by their horrid use of language and spelling skills which testify to their dumbfuckery.

teachers by Kathleen Feld October 26, 2007

teachers pet 

to be always trying to impress the teacher and get on the good side.
teachers pets include the good kind that's doesn't try and doesn't use it for advantages. others include the teachers pets that do it for the label and the special privileges. but the worst teacher pet includes the kind that do it so when students dob them in the teachers don't believe it.
Amelia is such a teachers pet it make me want to punch her
Yvette is so cool, is soo a teachers pet

Teachers Pet 

A student who is supposedly highly thought of,but is really looked down on,when teachers have their own little gossip.A student who probably has family problems,and feels the need to improve themself,without realising how they really look.
Everyone hated the teachers pet types,but also felt sorry for them.
Teachers Pet by SomeoneNew November 15, 2012
A person who needs to calm down, they spend too much time over reacting to actually be a person people can handle.
"Ugh Quinn listen to that dude ramble on and on."
"Dude I know. Gosh he is such a tracher!"
tracher by Cool Jo April 26, 2014