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twitter crush

to have a crush on someone that you follow on twitter
verb

flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on
by dreambutdontsleep July 3, 2009
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Two Heaters

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth
Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.
by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009
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Twitter Thug

Someone who hides behind their twitter account to talk big talk; A person that makes threats, insults, and jokes via twitter, but always backs down in person.
"Did you see DJ's new tweet?"
"No, why?"
"He said that he was going to beat Jalen's ass for talking to his girlfriend."
"Dude please, DJ is such a twitter thug, he won't beat anybody"
by tooreal595 October 13, 2011
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Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.
If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect
by Dre' October 16, 2012
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two headed blow job

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete
by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017
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Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!
Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
by Goth goblin November 30, 2020
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Twitter

The ass end of the internet where all of the toxic and petty people bully and harass others for literally no reason. Twitter users like to "cancel" everything and everyone, put down anyone who has even the slightest difference in opinion to them, and act like they're better than everyone else. Long story short, don't get twitter unless you're okay with being bullied mercilessly.
Person 1: Hey, do you have Twitter?
Person 2: I used to, but I was told that I'm ugly and should kms for being white even though I'm also a part of a minority and support equality.
Person 1: That's messed up, why would anyone do that?
Person 2: I have no idea, but that's Twitter for you.
by sourpatchkiiddo May 26, 2021
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