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flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on
flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on
by dreambutdontsleep July 3, 2009
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Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?
Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.
Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?
Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.
by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009
Get the Two Heaters mug.Someone who hides behind their twitter account to talk big talk; A person that makes threats, insults, and jokes via twitter, but always backs down in person.
"Did you see DJ's new tweet?"
"No, why?"
"He said that he was going to beat Jalen's ass for talking to his girlfriend."
"Dude please, DJ is such a twitter thug, he won't beat anybody"
"No, why?"
"He said that he was going to beat Jalen's ass for talking to his girlfriend."
"Dude please, DJ is such a twitter thug, he won't beat anybody"
by tooreal595 October 13, 2011
Get the Twitter Thug mug.After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.
If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect
by Dre' October 16, 2012
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Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete
by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017
Get the two headed blow job mug.A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!
Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
by Goth goblin November 30, 2020
Get the Two pretty best friends mug.The ass end of the internet where all of the toxic and petty people bully and harass others for literally no reason. Twitter users like to "cancel" everything and everyone, put down anyone who has even the slightest difference in opinion to them, and act like they're better than everyone else. Long story short, don't get twitter unless you're okay with being bullied mercilessly.
Person 1: Hey, do you have Twitter?
Person 2: I used to, but I was told that I'm ugly and should kms for being white even though I'm also a part of a minority and support equality.
Person 1: That's messed up, why would anyone do that?
Person 2: I have no idea, but that's Twitter for you.
Person 2: I used to, but I was told that I'm ugly and should kms for being white even though I'm also a part of a minority and support equality.
Person 1: That's messed up, why would anyone do that?
Person 2: I have no idea, but that's Twitter for you.
by sourpatchkiiddo May 26, 2021
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