texas shoeshine

the after effects of sniffing an inhalant

My friends and I would come home from the party with a texas shoeshine.

by erhed October 04, 2011

texas bbq

A Texas bbq involves 2 men and 1 woman, one guy does her from one end and the other guy from the front so shes strung up like a texas bbq

that girl was a whore, we gave her a texas bbq

by Jeremy Gholston May 20, 2006

Texas Mudflap

A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.

This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.

Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".

While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.

by dpfanatic October 23, 2009

texas facemask

When you shove your head up your partner's ass and vomit upon their prostate.

"I force-fed Elizabeth some Ipecac and convinced her to put on the ol' Texas Facemask!

by Dick Willey May 16, 2007

Texas Flip

When you pack a huge bowl and the top layer only gets burned. So you carefully use your paperclip to flip the packed weed 180°, to reveal the green unburned layer. The Texas Flip.

"give that bowl a Texas Flip for me, i want the fresh side biatch!"

by DynamiteGizmo April 10, 2017

Texas Shotgun

A Texas Shotgun is when you tie down your sexual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner's genitals. I.E. like a shotgun.

Bob: Hey.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.

by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2012

Texas Supremacist

People who are from Texas who are obnoxiously snooty about how their state is the biggest & the best. The football is better. The barbeque is better. Everything is better. They are elitist about their state to the point where it's borderline racism.

Jordan: Man, I swear I love me my Texas barbeque!

Philip: Yeah? Well I had a bunch of hickory chips left over the other day, so I smoked up some good ol' kielbasa...

Jordan: That's not barbeque. The only real barbeque is brisket. And you have to use Mesquitte chips because it's a Texas tree. Not those hippy-liberal Hickory chips...

Philip: I wish you'd stop being a Texas Supremacist

by feetwasher June 24, 2010