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Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.
Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 6, 2010
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delay spray

An aerosol spray sold in sex shops that desensitises the penis in order to delay ejaculation.
"The delay spray crap that some sites sell will just numb out your dick (and your lover's pussy or ass), and it won't make you last any longer." (tinynibbles.com, 'I Can't Feel My Ass')
by Wrench January 20, 2006
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stay stuntin on these hoes

by hollamains September 12, 2017
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sprays

when you have the shits and are running to the bathroom to take care of it and just as you are sitting down it comes and sprays all over the wall leaving a fresh coating on the seat lid or the wall depending on where you are.
yo dude, someone had the sprays in stall number 3 and left a shotgun blast all over the wall!
by JoeDog January 26, 2005
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AK Spray

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.
"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."
by TransMayernik April 23, 2005
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Spray and Pray

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.
Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!
by pisscakes April 21, 2011
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answer that and stay fashionable

the best afi cd...it's hilarious with songs like "I wanna get a mohawk (but mom won't let me get one)"
you- what are you listening to?
me- afi
you- ewww
me- no it's okay it's answer that and stay fashionable
you- OOOOOHHHH
by <3shapedbox March 26, 2005
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