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steven bilski

a kid that plays football for rockford high school and sits next to lauren and cam in typing class
by pseudonym983759 October 14, 2011
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Steven

Steven is a lonely log .He always tries to fit in but he fails all the time. He is adopted and no 1 likes him .He has a fat girlfriend and thinks there everything .He has a big mushroom head .He likes toes.He talks like a strange animal
"Steven is such a weirdo"
by Skytv May 19, 2019
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Steven

A very short guy, who isn't liked by many people. He has red hair, ugly face, makes stupid jokes, and is an all around idiot. He enjoys playing video games, he doesn't talk to women, and scrolls on reddit for hours at a time. He's often called a gremlin.
"Hey, is that Steven?" Joseph asked. "Eww, nobody wants to be around Steven." The girl responded.
by The Man of My Dreams October 29, 2021
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Steven Brady

Likes to sit home and count his money and walk the dog to the pub
by Steve Brady December 15, 2022
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Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.
“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest
by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025
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Steven

A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023
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Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.
My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened
by Lpool_Informant-07 September 22, 2021
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