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Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"
by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010
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Status broadcaster

someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.
War does not determine who is left, only who is right.

I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.

STFU status broadcaster
by jizzbagwanker October 20, 2010
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statutory rapesgiving

An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.
GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 26, 2010
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hoe status

Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.
Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.

Friend: What you mean hoe status?

Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.

Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.
by UD-Doc November 19, 2010
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Dyl Status

A level of intoxication beyond the point of "blacking out". One will strangely smirk with intentions of burning bridges and breaking hearts. Outlandish comments are made, objects are destroyed, and urination in odd places is always guaranteed.
Dick: "Yo man that kid just keyed my car!"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"
by OP 4 Life June 12, 2011
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purple status

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.
Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.
by theknowitall001 December 28, 2014
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Leading Statement

A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.
That Youtuber has a very clickbait-y, leading statement as his title.
by Nutmeg??? November 9, 2018
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