split trip

to go on holiday with your missus/bird/girlfriend as opposed to your mates.

you going on holiday with the lads? no, the missus!

aah! split trip!

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

Spitorus

a vaginal erruption caused by clitoral stimulation, projecting gash lava in an unanticipated direction.

man; "fuck me i'm covered in fanny batter"!
woman; "oh sorry, i have a bit of a spitorus"
man; "can i use the shower?"

by sickinmydinkadonk December 27, 2008

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

splittin the dog

when a penis is cut to make a vagina

Brandon is splittin the dog. now his name is kate.

by Brandon pen March 31, 2010

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010