Soule shocker

The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.

I did not want to get divorced and have her take all my money so I gave her a soule shocker

by Tim Smith October 7, 2005

Shockey

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005

Cock Shock

When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.

Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!

by Mrbridge December 18, 2013

shell shock

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

by Zeeky Baby February 25, 2008

Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.

Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....

by LEX SR July 24, 2008

The Shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink. Or vice versa.

Guy 1: "Dude did you meet that chick Cindy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I took her back to my place and rocked her with The Shocker."

by mudd_butt February 10, 2008

shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003