Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

spanked

To utterly defeat your enemy.

I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

spanka dank

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.

Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?

by Casper Shier February 5, 2017

shank eyes

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.

April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.

by Kma815 May 18, 2010

spankwire

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking

After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.

by Sluggerette March 21, 2009