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Throw a smoke bomb 

To disapear whilst on a night out, without notifying your mates. Usually at the request of a spouse/partner and/or to avoid the harrasment of said mates and ongoing defence of your manliness
Where's Dave?
I think he snuck out to throw a smoke bomb, he went out for a piss/drink/cigarette etc and never came back.
Throw a smoke bomb by cableguy73 November 29, 2009

Smoke up 

To smoke marijuana. By adding the "up" you are differentiating between simply smoking tobacco and smoking marijuana.
"Do you guys wanna go out back and smoke up?"
Refers to marijuana and how/what is consumed.
"You bring any smoke witcha brudda?"
"Keen to go for a smoke?"
"I held that bong in for so long that no smoke came out when I exhaled."
smoke by Diego September 11, 2003

Smoke a blunt to the head 

Each individual person whom you are smoking with, smokes their own fat blunt conclusivley smoking their brains out
Nancy, Frenchy, and Ernesto all decided to smoke a blunt to the head.
Smoke a blunt to the head by eiasd September 18, 2008

Rusty Smokeout 

A Rusty Smokeout is giving and recieving a Rusty Trombone at the same time.
Sean went to town on Casey's Rusty Trombone, while Preston warmed-up on Sean.
Rusty Smokeout by Timmy D. August 24, 2005

Vampire Smoker

This generally happens when you have a person, claiming to be a stoner, that is too scared to smoke marijuana while there parents are still awake. This usually happens because the individual thinks it is cool to be a pot smoker but they are scared of their parents finding out, so they only come out to smoke at night, much like a vampire would, this resulting in a "Vampire Smoker".
Jedidiah says "Hey Jepeto, its 420, lez get blazed foo"
Jepeto replies " I can't yet man, I am scared my parents will notice when I get home. But we can once they go to sleep, is that straight meng? You know I'm a true stoner."
Jedidiah exclaims " Hell nah, you a god damn Vampire Smoker like everyone else, I am going to find a true folk to puff down like charlie brown right now. I'm out."