Cyclopse Smack

Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.

Cyclopse smack me babe!

by Yancy Willis March 8, 2009

Laddle Smack

In which a person smacks someone with a dildo and calling it laddled.

John: Jenny, you will NOT eat my muffin!

Jenny: Wha--
John: *laddle smacks Jenny with the dildo*
Greg: OH SHII-Jenny just got LADDLED.

by I HAVE COME TO LADDLE YOU October 29, 2009

ankle smacker

A black penis

John had ankle smacker

by gn1330 December 27, 2013

smack pig

Someone who has lowered themselves to the point where they their only food or sustenance is Heroin or "Smack" often resulting in a skeletal look

Look at the smack pig all 70 lbs of him looks like he will fall apart with a gust of wind

by monkey man Jr III March 21, 2007

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

Smack-Ass

A person who constantly annoys people either for the fun of it or he/she is just completely stupid knowing that he/she will obviously get in trouble with a painful punishment (Hitting, yelling, scolding, grounding, etc).

"Could you get that little Smack-Ass off of my lawn?", "Keep that Smack-Ass away from me!", "You Smack-Asses are going to get it now!"

by one of yo momma's boyfriends February 14, 2010

baja-smack

yo its when you smack the baja out of someone and can be used wth various parts of ur hand in different combos. yo jeepsta u could also use various items like the jc-cp paddle

the man cp: yo foostick imma bout to smack u (baja-smacks dobbins)

by jeepsta June 25, 2004