vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

Reverse sellout

A Hippy. You don't do anything to help the global capitalist machine. You slightly slow it down. But it'll evict you eventually!

Goddammit you such a bloody reverse sellout. Get a job!

by Jamberee Press May 27, 2007

Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

SELL

A great salesperson, although out-of-control at the snap of the fingers.

The meeting was going great until Sell smashed the monitor to bits and pieces.

by SCOONS HAIRPIECE GONE WILD August 24, 2004

shallah

Someone who is hard to understand. Sometimes she is a shy person; other times a very loud, fun person. Is very intelligent, but can be a blonde dumbass at times. She can be crazy, but her friends love her for that. Can have a bad temper but gets over it fast. Loves being random and cares for many people.

"Is she a blonde?"
"No, just a shallah"

by Fluffyafiee February 7, 2010

shelley stewart

girl who has banged at least 5 guys

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

shelley dog

when a girl's gag reflex causes her to vomit (often thru the nose) while attemting to "deep throat" a guy during a blowjob; occurs when the chic either (a) underestimates the size of the dick she's sucking; or (b) overestimates her oral prowess.

blowjob, deep throat

Things were going great with that hottie last night, until she gave me a shelley dog in the car. What a mess, but i finished anyway!!

by here4you September 11, 2005