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She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.
He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!
by Sam May 13, 2005
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Real Men

Real Men is defined as a Male who does not use straws ever, to start a enviornmental movement to save the turtles.
Waitress from Top Golf, "Here's your water" . Real men replies, "SAVE THE TURTLES!"
by Save the turtles dude February 18, 2019
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A Real Butt Fucker

A song with an extreme amount of bass. The vibrations are so intense that you can feel it deep deep inside your rectum. Also known as a real ass pounder.
Clark - "Yo Ted, have you heard that new song by Daft Punk?"

Ted - "Yea bro, its A Real Butt Fucker, we should totally play it at our kegger this friday. We're gonna get so much pussy!"
by Showjo July 11, 2009
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Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.
"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."
by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006
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fo real

having an indefinite feeling that something is absoultely correct or stating that you absolutely enjoy something.
Did you really just get Bon Qui Qui's number?

Fo real
by Collizzle July 5, 2008
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realcastic

noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.
a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!

b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.

a: What do you mean?

b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.
by prettydangflyy January 13, 2008
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"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
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