Pubelix

Verb. The act of performing oral sex using a plastic Publix Grocery-store bag as a prophylactic or method of safe sex. Not to be confused with Hole Foods.

Jody gave the lass a Pubelix on the first date because he had doubts as to the freshness of her clam.

by Jody South September 5, 2025

Puberty

It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.

Hey John did you hit puberty yet? You’re pretty tall!

YeAHH!CanT yOU tell

by Kanye West For President October 25, 2025

Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.

ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!

by leonard cohen July 9, 2007

nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.

Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."

by pfon January 10, 2011

Methuzela Pubes

A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!

Methuzela Pubes: thizzin' in the buildin' and DOPER than the dos' eqiuos guy

by Crack Canyon January 19, 2012

nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"

john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"

by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013

Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise

Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!

by Nipple Tassler September 17, 2016