Definitions by pfon

buffer food 

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

buffer food by pfon November 28, 2012

GAF level

GAF is an acronym for Give a Fuck. Hence, a low GAF level indicates that the bearer feels answerable to very few. A high GAF level would mean that said person would be intimidated by an outside source and would try to exhibit more responsible behavior, language, etc.

A: I couldn't believe the things you were saying at last night's party.

B: Yeah, well, these days my GAF level is pretty low. I look forward to the day when it will be zero.

GAF level by pfon February 19, 2012

nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.

Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."

nasal pubes by pfon January 10, 2011

LTGL 

living the good life

TEXT: ima goin to paris 4 NYE (New Year's Eve)

RETURN TEXT: WTG. LTGL

LTGL by pfon December 24, 2010

cope and paste 

What one does after being told numerous times that the attachment you sent will no open.

you: i sent this dufus a copy of my application 5 times and he still can't open it.

me: why don't you just cope and paste it?

cope and paste by pfon June 19, 2010