pockets on swoll

Used to describe an increase in income when one's pockets are swollen with extra cash.

Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.

50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.

by sammabanana August 23, 2007

V-Pocket

V-pocket is a "parent-safe" term for vagina. Because you stick your dick in it, like a pocket.

She has a tiggity-tock-tight v-pocket, yo! I'd love to put my piece in dat.

by jCubone February 13, 2005

Alabama hot pocket

When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex

Dude the Alabama hot pocket is nasty!

by Ya Boi Porn December 1, 2018

Shawg Pocket

When one receives a text message from someone whom they are not interested in talking to, they may give them the "shawg pocket" by placing the phone in their pocket without answering the text

Indivdual: "Damn, C.J. is texting me. I'm gonna give him the shawg pocket."

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Brad Pitt: "My girlfriend has been texting me all day and I haven't answered her once..."

Edward Norton: "Shawg Pocket!"

by The Salesman October 17, 2009

San Francisco Hot Pocket

a moonbounce full of baby oil and gay men; orgy

-You see that san francisco hot pocket at the party last night?
--eww, gross

by Choesly420 May 5, 2011

Pocketful of Sunshine

A pocket full of drugs of some type, typically weed, or some other type, since hippies associate themselves with the sun for some reason.

"Hey Bob, that football captain guy is sooo hot that I get a pocketful of sunshine when I see him."
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees jensen ackles

dude i got wetter than an otters pocket when i saw jensen ackles shirtless

by jensenfamgi November 21, 2020