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Panda

you do a black person a white person and a chinese person all at the same time.
when u have a 4 way with 3 guys and 1 girl. and there is one white guy one black guy and one asian guy. then you do it. this is a panda
by goldy31313 July 20, 2011
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padildo

One who is a dickbag, and likes to hand out undeserved punishments to those he does not know. Also one who is a complete dildo. One whose name can be made to sound like "Padildo".
Dude, i cant believe Padildo got me demoted for being 5 minutes late to the 15 minutes prior.
by fucktard69 October 5, 2008
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Panda sex

To have sex and leave
Based on the dictionary definition of Panda "Eats shoots and leaves"
I'm only after a quick bit of panda sex
by Drivenabout August 20, 2015
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Panda

Someone who smokes too much green and then gets sleepy.
Sam is about to panda again!!
by Bavarian Creme November 27, 2009
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Crying Panda

One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?

Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011
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Sad Panda

When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.
She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped
by Muffinateherface July 2, 2017
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Panda Bear

When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?

Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
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