Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.

Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018

Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018

Boiler Job

When a guy who owns a Harley Street Glide is giving another man a blowjob; whom is on the toilet with diarrhea.

I'm doing a boiler job for some guy.

by Sparky Nelson October 7, 2018

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner May 27, 2018

job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

by Krkič December 9, 2019

Wop job

Another name for an Italian Sandwich.

Hey, do you want to go out and get some Wop Jobs for lunch?

by Kjscyp April 26, 2019