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How Not to be Seen

A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.
Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover...
*BOOM*

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you?
Guy 1: Huh?
BOOM
by Zhivagoz August 24, 2008
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Not a truck

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shot not open door

a game played to determine who is in charge of opening the next locked door. preferably while walking towards dorm. game starts the second you leave a building and head back to the dorm. one person calls "shot not open door" and then the others must race to say shot not open door. last person to call it must open the door. no exceptions. all contestants must wait until the loser opens the door. if the loser says shot not open door a second time and anyone responds, the responder is now responsible for openning door.
by mcdaniel21 September 15, 2009
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Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.
That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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'Fraid not

'Fraid not is a phrase used by only the most classiest of memers. It basically means, "I believe regrettably that the answer is no" This phrase can be used in replacement of the word no, or I don't think so. This word is often used in humorous occasions.
Meme God: Sup dude.
Meme Lord: Sup man.
Meme God: Dude, turn off the lights when you leave the room ok?
Meme Lord: 'Fraid not bud.
Meme God: What?! How dare you!
Meme Lord: LOL, you salty mate? Fine i'll do it.
by ivybones February 13, 2017
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totally not gay

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.
by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018
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Not Pretending

A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.

Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.

Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.

In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.
John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.
by AtticusXIII November 5, 2019
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