thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

by Groundhog July 26, 2006

nightbreaker

Noun: something that a person does to bring on humiliation, embarrassment and social awkwardness. This action or communication usually causes others around to laugh at that person.

Pablo: Take a shot of this.

John: (takes the shot, slams shot glass on the table). WOOOO!

Jennifer: (laughing at John's awkward exclamation). That was the nightbreaker!

John is now embarrassed.

by Regan San August 6, 2009

thursday night fun

The night of the week where it is okay to cheat on your significant other with a member of the same sex.

Did you see Fezz and Matt last night? They were having some major thursday night fun.

by ahhgummyworms December 28, 2008

Friday Night Death Slot

When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(

Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.

Don: What?

Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.

by MAD Peee May 20, 2009

Friday night lights

A annoying Instagram caption all the girls use when they post themselves on insta at football game. (In reference to a football movie)

Caption: friday night lights with my bestie ❤️

by StudentOfAHighSchool September 7, 2018

one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

Neighborhood mom

A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.

Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.

by pauljs75 October 22, 2011