Midgetjizzsm

A small load; particularly of semen from a penis of a very short person

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear the midget down the road blew a midgetjizzsm?

Person 2: damn

by Yuyucringe May 29, 2025

Midge's Bawhair

Something that was ludicrously close
Comes from a midge or midgie (a small bug) and bawhair (ball hair)

Oh my, that missed by a midge's bawhair

by Cuikk August 26, 2025

wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009

e-midge

Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge

for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height

guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!

girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!

by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009

Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016