North Bethesda Middle School

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school

Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

by Rantaholic April 28, 2019

Middleburgh

A small hick-town in the middle of nowwhere in which two bars are located not even a block away...most of the residents on main street are on well-fare. This town proudly holds the reputation of the middleburgh Knights...which isn't so hot. Many of the people in this town can be seen wearing flannel and most of their children are surprisingly preppy...go figure! Middleburgh has their own "gang" which is really quite funny to watch while they "prowl" the streets...they don't even have squirt guns!! There's a pot-dealer on every corner and a drunk in every gutter

Man, I hope this town isn't another Middleburgh!!

by sammytheemokid August 20, 2008

Middle finger

Basically means, fuck off, I dont give a damn

Random guy: you're so ugly omg why are you even here
Girl: fuck off *shows him the middle finger*

by lolimabitch June 2, 2013

Middle-distance relationship

A middle-distance relationship, or "MDR", is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.

Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2: I know, but I love her. She makes having a middle-distance relationship totes worth

by LuxeValet August 17, 2016

Phillips Middle School

A dictatorship that has worse facilities than Smith, has old fart teachers, a control-freak principal, and lots of students who can't wait for High School.

"I go to Phillips Middle School."
"Ahhhhh" ***runs away, lights themselves on fire, jumps out of window into a pot of boiling kerosene***

by A Very Bored Student October 17, 2008

mindless self indulgence

Greatest fucking band ever with the most hottest bassist ever. (See: Lyn Z). We're getting married.

MSI is tighter than a 12 year old pussy.

by Dyyyyke... December 30, 2004

middle america

Middle-class America. Suburban, predominately caucasian, reminiscent of Pleasant ville. Common family unit consists of moderately successful father, stay-at-home mother, 2.5 blond kids, and a very, very nice lawn. Middle Americans thrive on monotony of routine and everything vanilla. The police have nothing better to do but harass and oppress anything remotely teenager, while 90% of parental figures are taking some sort of anti-depressant/bi-polar medication. The kids are avid drug users, as there is nothing else in town to occupy themselves with
Sounds a little like a Twilight Zone? It is.

" She'd never heard of a rave before."
" Grew up under a rock or something?"
" No, she's straight from middle america."
" Ohh."

by lira November 17, 2007