A small hick-town in the middle of nowwhere in which two bars are located not even a block away...most of the residents on main street are on well-fare. This town proudly holds the reputation of the middleburgh Knights...which isn't so hot. Many of the people in this town can be seen wearing flannel and most of their children are surprisingly preppy...go figure! Middleburgh has their own "gang" which is really quite funny to watch while they "prowl" the streets...they don't even have squirt guns!! There's a pot-dealer on every corner and a drunk in every gutter

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods