Skip to main content

Microsoft Zombie

Any person who works for Microsoft. They are not able to come up with an original thought. Some people say they are all creatively dead. Others say they are a mindless human being.

Microsoft Zombies are known for stealing ideas from Apple and Linux. Their implementation of a stolen idea is always sub standard. They are also known for trying to prove to the world their products are better.

Microsoft Zombies are also very hypocritical. They are known for saying Google is a monopoly because they have a large share of the internet search market share. If you point out Microsoft has over 90% of the desktops, they will tell you that is "different".
Today a Microsoft Zombie told me to "bing" it.

I went to purchase an IPhone, but a Microsoft Zombie told me I should get a Windows Mobile device.

Only a Microsoft Zombie would say Google has a monopoly!

A Microsoft Zombie will keep a straight face when he tells you Windows Aero is not a rip-off of Linux's Compiz Beryl.

A Microsoft Zombie will try to convince you Windows 7 is cool and hip, and Snow Leopard is a tool of the devil.
by Microsoft Alumni April 6, 2010
mugGet the Microsoft Zombie mug.

microwife

Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.
I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.
by BartB October 8, 2008
mugGet the microwife mug.

Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
by El Muneco May 7, 2009
mugGet the Microphone Polluter mug.

Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'
'Trump can go jump off a microwave'
by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019
mugGet the Jump off a microwave mug.
The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.
"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"
by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009
mugGet the poppin a chimechanga in the microwave mug.

macroshaft

Degratory term for Microsoft. Also refer to micro$oft and microshaft
My stupid macroshaft computer broke down AGAIN!!!!!
by Lord_Hellraiser May 31, 2005
mugGet the macroshaft mug.

microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.
A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006
mugGet the microwave mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email