Dick Hopping Machine

A pogo stick

What's that kid doing at the skatepark riding a dick hopping machine?

by Do It Switch June 3, 2009

Xenos ex Machina

A plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of an extraterrestrial being.

Hey look, Superman saved the day by flying around the Earth really fast and turning back time! Thank goodness for Xenos ex Machina!

by Royston Lodge September 13, 2011

michigan state

the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome

i love michigan state

by Jessica May 2, 2004

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

machine

To do something with a degree of certainty, ample strength, or lasting ability.

Tiger Woods is a golfing machine

That guy just did 1000 sit-ups, he's a machine.

A) Josh can fuck all night long.
B) Yea, he's definetly a machine

by Bug August 26, 2003

Michigan

The best state. The home of cars and cereal.

The best MI cites:
Benton Harbor
Detroit
K-Zoo
Flint Grand Rapids

Every city except Hell, Michigan

Nothing like good ol' Michigan.

by M Ville November 6, 2006

michigan football

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.

You mom sucks like michigan football

by Exhortera November 1, 2007