Miles

a sub dickbag who cannot say the word ich in german and likes to gaslight.

miles ate shit in german today.

by iloveyourmomstwiceremovedsis February 2, 2024

Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 10, 2022

Miles

The sexiest person alive hit him up best person ever

Miles is so sexy

by one stroky nonce November 20, 2019

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

Miles

Ok so miles is just one of those hot guys that you see every once in a while. When I was in school he was the new boy that moved there and every girl was obsessed with him. He's quiet but at the same time talkative around certain people. He’s like a dark haired surfer skater boy. Super laid back, really really good looking and I did actually see his dick when we were all at the beach once when he was getting changed behind this bush and I have never seen a guy with a dick as big as that, he was weirdly humble about it tho lol

Miles is just one of those type of boys

by ElsaCook$onnn November 22, 2021

Miles

Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick

Miles is fucking gay

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

Miles

A kind and caring boy, that puts others needs before his. Miles loves to play all kinds of sports.

"Miles is such a caring person!"

"Miles is really good at sports!"

by GirlyGamer7868 August 28, 2020