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Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother
hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus
by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016
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imbecilicus maximus

The stupidest and idiotic thing imaginable, be it a belief, a choice, or a thing.
The recently deceased imbecilicus maximus used a lit match to look into their gas tank. Identification of the remains is pending a review of dental records.
by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016
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Cagaronni Maximus

When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower.
-That dude is legendary
-Why?
-HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!!
-WHAT??
by Xana gurl October 9, 2017
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medium maximization

The propensity to forget about the end goal one wants to achieve, and to pursue instead the means or mediums to that end goal.

A medium—for example, points or money—is a token people receive as the immediate reward of their effort. It has no value in and of itself, but it can be traded for a desired outcome. Experiments demonstrate that, when people are faced with options entailing different outcomes, the presence of a medium can alter what option they choose. This effect occurs because the medium presents an illusion of advantage to an otherwise not so advantageous option, an illusion of certainty to an otherwise uncertain option, or an illusion of linearity to an otherwise concave
effort-outcome return relationship. This work has implications for how points influence consumer choice and how money influences human behavior.
Money by itself is worthless because it is just paper and metal - medium maximization is the reason you want it.
by bardolos December 3, 2017
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kurtimus maximus

The kurtimus maximus is a creature of strange power, its one emotion of depression forces it to find happiness through annoying people with tf2 memes converted into overwatch ones and other crap
The kurtimus maximus is an odd creature which wakes ip on the floor every day and bangs its head on the wall, attempting to make a dent large enough to put a coin into. -A Dttimborough
by ElectricBonnie December 17, 2017
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Geekus maximus

A geek with an extremely high level of geekiness, in other words a super geek, or the geek of all geeks.
by Geekus Minimus July 8, 2018
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Beautimus Maximus

A Spell from the book Harry Potter which makes one play musical instruments beautifully.
Beautimus Maximus!” Exclaimed Harry Potter. And Darren played the ukulele beautifully.
by Addy-Ral September 6, 2018
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