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explosion at a mattress factory

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.
That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.
by Trigeek September 4, 2016
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Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.
"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"
by insanoclan August 29, 2016
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Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017
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THAT CRIT MATTERED

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!
by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018
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Splatter the matter

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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Black Votes Matter

Blacks and other minorities tend to vote in favor of politicians that support policies that promotes social justice, equality of opportunity, protects the safety net, affordable heath care, daycare, affordable housing, quality education, and provides job security and living wages to the middle and working classes.
Blacks are typically a minority in a general election so they depend on the majority of the voting population to contribute enough votes to their candidate of choice to have a chance of winning.

In many cases the opposing party will try to discourage people to collectively vote with blacks and/or to reduce the power of minority voting using strategies from voter suppression to gerrymandering, increase voting times and places. So when you vote consider how your vote will impact the blacks and other minorities and their candidate and policy choices. Sadly wasteful non-voting and extreme voting practices by the privileged, such as voting for non-viable candidates has resulted in destroying the potential of the black vote to matter.
Black Votes Matter only when they collectively have enough votes for their candidate to win. So understand the implications to blacks and other minorities regarding your choice, and how much you vote matters to their choice.
by mlhiss March 4, 2020
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