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Masturbate

Let’s face it. You’re in the 6th or 7th grade and you were asked during truth or dare if you masturbate and decided to look it up on Urban Dictionary to save yourself the embarrassment of not knowing what it means. Well here’s the definition: “To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).”
Friend one: Truth or Dare
Friend two: Truth
Friend one: Do you masturbate?
Friend two: Yes
Friend one: Lol that’s so weird
Friend two: *Looks it up on Urban Dictionary that night to save themselves to embarrassment of not knowing what it means*
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masturbation

''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-

(H: no it's really not.)

That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''

Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.
by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025
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masturbation formation

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.
by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020
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masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,
oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation
by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021
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Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
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chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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deranged masturbation

psychopathic masturbation that leads to admission to a mental facility.
“i found her taking part in deranged masturbation
by eyd1804 March 11, 2024
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