making a speck

impregnation while coated in warm vegetable oil and chocolate

In Living Skills, I learned that making a speck is a social stressor for me.

making a speck by A new member of society July 19, 2011

making flapjacks 

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

making flapjacks by icymore August 6, 2012

Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

Making pepperoni sauce by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

making links

when a boy or girl is always 90% of the time seen flirting with a girl/boy trying to get girls to like them

Where is Ahmed?

Over there

*talking to a girl*

i see your making links ahmed

ahmed: shut up

making links by MrAsdaMan November 7, 2013

Making a hand sandwich 

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

Making a hand sandwich by NyanMax June 8, 2015

making egg salad 

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

making egg salad by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

making a sloppy 

when you go to the toilet and think it's gonna be a really solid one then it comes out like a brown mash potato

oh my god man I'm making a sloppy

making a sloppy by behboy June 16, 2016