King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010

Mitchell King

Mitchell King has the best bestie in the world, but he’s such a rock.

Person 1: Omg there’s Mitchell King, I wish I had a best friend like his!!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!

by short bitch:) November 12, 2019

William's King

When two gay men are 69'ing and the one on top has a shot glass inserted into his ass. The shot glass is then filled with Louis the 13th or some other high end liquor. The man on top then leans up and tries to pour the shot, from his ass, into the mouth of the man on bottom.

Kevin and Spencer were having gay sex and Kevin did a William's King with him. He managed to not spill a drop.

by Princefigs1 November 21, 2017

King's Academy

An uptight private boarding school in the middle east.

Bro he's ballin' he went to King's Academy

by kingsstudent November 10, 2019

Vape king

A jack Dylan grazer

fangirl 1 - “yo jack doesn’t even inhale”
fangirl 2 - “i know right. Vape king😩😩”

by Vapekingjack May 5, 2018

King of the Stall

A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.

John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”

by BackontopinJune January 24, 2022

Bagel King

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.

Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king

Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though

by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020