The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

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Josh Party

Josh party is where a groups of men (2 or more) get together, shove Wii remotes up each others asses to play Wii games.

Josh# 1: Hey Josh, wanna come over to PJs house next weekend so we can have a Josh Party?

Josh# 2: We can do that, can we play NFL Street?

by Josh#11730 June 10, 2023

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Josh McCague

Only the most absolutely bootylicious fella to walk our solar system. His dick dastardly energy will make any man in a 17 million mile radius bust a nut and any woman squirt like a power washer. This man has the biggest weenie ever recorded in universal history... Also refers to a large amount of weed

I wish I was Josh McCague rn

by ~~~~ pee ~~~~ March 2, 2023

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Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

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