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Boner Home

A "home" for your boner
I can't wait to go out and find a boner home
by Davendine July 6, 2017
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Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.
1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?
by zerogroup November 9, 2018
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Google Home

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019
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Stay Home

Travel 264 miles from your home
I should stay home this weekend, in Durham 264 miles from my actual house. Travel to Durham, save lives.
by thebeatles May 23, 2020
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Anti-retirement home

Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.
I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.
by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016
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Steeler's Home Game

Gangreen of the balls. When a man doesn't cum for so long that his balls go from blue to violet then lastly black, and every time they ejaculate infected yellow puss comes out instead of white semen.
Did you hear that Liam wasn't able to nut for three months? His blue balls got so bad that he ended up with a Steeler's Home Game.
by JTson February 12, 2021
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the road home

a homeless shelter run by former inmates of the same allowing illicit drug use on the property... but no alcohol
"lets go to the road home and get our high on....I can't man.... just had a beer..."
by havalaf October 7, 2009
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