Goon

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.

Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”

by Jlipo June 1, 2025

Goonable

1. Describes how stimulating, hypnotic, or arousing a piece of media is, especially in the context of gooning (i.e., extended edging or getting lost in a trance-like state during masturbation). The more “goonable” something is, the easier it is to lose yourself in it for hours.

2. A rating of how ideal something is for a goon session — visuals, sounds, vibes, etc.

“Bro, this video is insanely goonable — I’ve been zoned out for like an hour.”
“That model’s voice? 100% goonable.”

by jjsko_ June 1, 2025

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025

Goonbear

Groups nominated cum slut

Charlie Horrocks is our goonbear

by Mighty Slobs June 5, 2025

Goon

A word to say cum or semen

Ohhh I-I-I-I'm bouta goon
That was a great gooning session

by EzRKO June 6, 2025

Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.

"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."

by splooger6000 June 16, 2025

Goon

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.

Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner

by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025