Googleyologist

Some one that has excellent skills at using Google "googling" everything "I'm not sure, lets google"

I'm A Googleyologist, i can find anything on Google.

by Googlyologist April 2, 2015

Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google

Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime

by noneyo June 12, 2015

google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.

Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.

by Tenacious C September 20, 2016

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017

googel tarnslate

When you type something really fast into the search bar and completely fail at what you were trying to say.

Oh no, I was in a hurry to type a question and I pulled a googel tarnslate.

by Gforce101 June 5, 2017

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017