Goard

Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use

Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard

by Slick Rick May 18, 2019

Goatorious

Goatorious means "Greatest Of All Time", Notorious.

Melanie B. is SUPER GOATORIOUS. No other boss compares.

by Stardust3111 October 4, 2019

city goat

The urban equivalent of a hillbilly.

Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!

by tomdog Klisuric December 26, 2008

hole goalie

cock block

The female equivalent of a cock blocker.

"Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."

by Chris Fritzen January 10, 2008

Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

Friend Goal

someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.

Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.

by KaylaAnnette November 5, 2009

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010